February 2011
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RT @DamienFahey: Anyone know how many more of these joke tweets I have to write until I’m a confident, self-assured, emotionally stable …
January 2011
55 posts
RT @PaulyPeligroso I don’t just hate everybody, I hate myself too.
newest twitter soulmate found RT @MrsRupertPupkin: I hope my future husband shares some of my interests, like crying & wishing for a husband
RT @daveanthony: What Egypt needs right now is a tax break for the wealthy, which would create jobs.
RT @robdelaney: My next wife is definitely gonna be a beefy dude so we can wrestle more violently.
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fuckyeahdementia:
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Shit, Fat Hitler got folds so big its like he...
mrdestructo:
working myself into a frothy rage over the shitload of white-people-problems that are plaguing me right now #furyiscolorblind
checking my work-safe facebook account makes me physically ill #somanyswollenuteruses #pleasestopbreeding #lizlemon4lyfe
there is an extremely serious disease that causes infant deaths and is literally called ‘Maple Syrup Urine Disease’ #sensitivity #aspergers
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RT @WhitneyCummings: The dumber and more useless you are, the better you are at taking pictures of yourself.
that’s right motherfuckers, i’m getting my GARDEN on #oldwhitepersonstatus
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Um, excuse me? I was SPECIFICALLY looking for a...
mrdestructo:
Yeah, like, this is exactly what I was talking about. I do NOT want this. Also, twelve dollars? Like do you actually think this will be as entertaining to me as a DVD? I don’t think so. I don’t know if you noticed, but the library gives books away because they know how boring they are.
Next.
Oh, thank God. No beard. Like, I seriously can NOT read any books past the first two...
seriously displeased that my future husband @mradamscott is getting all famous & shit via #parksandrec. #henrypollardrideordie
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The AFC Championship Game'll be a blast. Do you... →
mrdestructo:
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Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising
tpdsaa:
Submitted by CopyGuy.
gonna go ahead and reblog every single entry on this blog
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Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising
tpdsaa:
Submitted by http://jamesandjason.tumblr.com/
oh my god this blog
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Weezy Greeting Cards
weezygreetings:
“I make it snow, I make it flurry, I make it all back tomorrow, don’t worry.” Enjoy your snow day! #weezygreetings
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Weezy Greeting Cards
weezygreetings:
“You know Imma ball ‘til they turn off the field lights.” Please join us for our Super Bowl party!
i really want to support my fellow oregonians, but i’m having trouble overcoming the fact that football is the most boring thing imaginable
going to take the plunge and try 7-11 brewed coffee. pray for me #yuppieconcerns
RT @weezygreetings: “Got 10 bathrooms, I can shit all day.” Join us for our housewarming party! #weezygreetings
RT @weezygreetings: “Fuck bitches, get money.” Congratulations on your retirement! #weezygreetings
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The difference between the trolling behaviours of...
avid:
Kind of the yin and yang of trolling.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE MAGICAL?
If Ryan replaced Anne Hathaway as co-host for the Oscars.
CAN YOU IMAGINE CAN YOU EVEN WRAP YO’ BRAIN AROUND THAT CONCEPT.
THE SMIRKING, IRONICALLY DETACHED INTROS.
THE BADLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE NUMBERS THAT THEY ARE 500% COMMITTED TO.
THE MATCHING MUSTACHES AND GUITAR THEMED BATHROBES.
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More cool times at work - The Scientific Method →
justsaynothankyou:
My co-worker, who is a semi-out gay man, read the City Paper Sex Column aloud to me today, as we do every week. This week’s column was about a woman who was having trouble swallowing/spitting her boyfriend’s semen because of the sheer volume of it… which she described as “at least 3 tablespoons.”
So, we decided to microwave some Amy’s Organic Butternut Squash Soup (we fancy,...
it is 20-fucking-11 and yet laugh tracks still exist #deathtoamerica
