January 2011
55 posts
Jan 1st
December 2010
38 posts
RT @CrankyKaplan: DRUNK WEARING SECOND FAVORITE RACCOON HAT RIDING SEGWAY OVER TOPS OF SNOWED IN CARS ON TACONIC PARKWAY FUCK YOU.
Dec 31st
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LITERALLY ME
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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A visibly emotionally wrought Hitler promises in...
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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RT @robdelaney: I doubt that any of you assholes know how truly dangerous penguins are.
Dec 29th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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RT @Kimi_Kobayashi: If you are aware i am following you and yet still post pictures of your children i will assume you want them to be t …
Dec 17th
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What if someone attractive, actually found me...
xxbarefootcinderella: indefinissable: cinderellaash: accioreid: amberlooi6: kikifierce: sixfeetunderyourmom: dressedupasmyself: k3ndallschmidt-:  fabulous-killjoy: nedafish: malfoy-maniac: peacewithoutreligion: cloudmir     the gifs. lol most important gif was missing
Dec 15th
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my phone just auto-corrected ‘my guests’ to ‘my cat’ #depressinglyaccurateinsights #skynetiscoming
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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pretty sure i’m the only female in the state of CA that isn’t wearing skinny jeans tucked into boots today #fuckthat #stubbornpeopleproblems
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
Dec 9th
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i support this #spaghettifeed suggestion RT @leducviolet: @cloudmir gwyneth’s head in a box new face of olive garden?
Dec 9th
can someone please outlaw the use of the word ‘feed’ as a noun?
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
i am nearly 30 years old and i’m literally considering changing my dog’s name to ‘ke$ha’ #accomplishments
Dec 7th
this whole ‘not being an asshole’ on my work-safe FB profile is gonna be a challenge. now taking bets on how quickly i manage to fuck it up
Dec 7th
RT @pattonoswalt: Then out of the sack fell a dismembered hand/But he kicked it away and said simply, “The ‘Nam” #visitfromstnickdeleted …
Dec 7th
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Dec 4th
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Airport Security Theater: A Waste of Money and...
fucking PREACH Exactly two things have made airplane travel safer since 9/11: reinforcing the cockpit door, and convincing passengers they need to fight back. Everything else has been a waste of money. Add screening of checked bags and airport workers and we’re done. Take all the rest of the money and spend it on investigation and intelligence. Full article: A short history of...
Dec 3rd
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“A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....”
– Sam Harris, on stem cell research.
Dec 2nd
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