Excited about the new Windows phone: "You have an...
this cold weather bullshit is total bullshit
Man Asks for Yin-Yang Tattoo, Ends Up With 15-Inch...
great prank, or greatest prank? A 21-year-old amateur tattoo artist is being charged with two counts of assault after giving his friend a penis tattoo. A fifteen-inch-long penis tattoo, alongside “a slogan implying he was gay.” And all he wanted was a yin-yang! The youth! What are they doing these days? Well, in Australia, according to The Queensland Times, they are giving each...
torn between guilt over my dogs’ chattering teeth and revulsion at the idea of becoming a person who clothes her pets #whitepeopleproblems
anybody want an extra ticket to the 10pm aziz ansari show tonight at the fillmore in sf? $48, can meet you there
this owns http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Asia/Story/STIStory_592523.html
MOTHERFUCKING WHEELCHAIR CAT
This chick owns →
IT HAD all the elements of a wedding - the bride, white dress, diamond ring, guests, seating arrangements, professional photographer - the only thing missing was the groom, and not by accident. On Nov 16, 30-year-old office worker Chen Wei-yih married the love of her life - herself. The Taipei City-based woman, who is no longer single by her own admission, wanted to show other ladies who...
i forgot to magically eradicate bullying & cancer by wearing a purple shirt today, so i had to settle for volunteering & donating instead :(
the signal to teenage emo bullshit ratio in my tumblr feed is approaching a dangerous tipping point
WHY DOES TWO AND A HALF MEN EXIST
Let's Make LolRands!
mrdestructo: Do you like 4Chan and cat macros? Do you like Ayn Rand and negative liberty? Well, then! Why not make a few great tastes taste great together? Come on, everybody, let’s make LolRands! Click to see more.
New idea: Mesquitetini. Three parts gin, one part...
my daily routine
still waiting for facebook to add an astronaut mike dexter relationship status
RT @pattonoswalt: Wish Jon Hamm would do a poetry slam in Vietnam via webcam. #damn
Moments ago, Ben Roethlisberger returned to the...